Funny Vid About a Piss Test Story
When was the last time you laughed really hard when learning or teaching English? Learning English as a second language (ESL) can be very boring sometimes, but a little comedy can change everything and make it fun AND funny.
We have brought together the funniest, most popular, and instructive youtube videos and ESL commercials into one place for the first time. Together, these videos have over a billion youtube views, and now it's time to spread the gift that keeps on giving: Laughter!
These videos are an excellent way to start the class, so if you are a teacher, we created a special PDF of this lesson you can download here (in Portuguese here). If you are a student , you can make your class more fun by showing your teacher.
*WARNING: 6 of these videos have bad/explicit words in many of these (they are labeled).
1. Monica's Boob Job
Monica has borrowed money from Joey and told him not to tell Chandler. Now Chandler asks Joey if he can borrow some money, but Joey ends up revealing (without knowing if it's true) that he loaned Monica money for a boob job. (Time: 15:24)
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Vocab Guide
- To be "on fire": to be doing great at something
- boob job: breast implants
- to bring something on: to invite a challenge
- to freak out: to act weird or crazy about something
- to get on board with: to support
- to be "out $4,000": to lose that amount of money
Some of the Pronunciation:
- did you ("dih-jew")
- Making them ("may-kin-em")
- I never get his jokes ("I never ged-iz jokes")
- I'm going to ("I'm-na")
2. German Coastguard Needs to Learn English
A German coastguard trainee's broken English causes some serious problems at work. Learn how important English is in certain life or death situations! Watch the same video with the Egyptian Coast Guard.
Vocab Guide:
- Coastguard: a branch/ position in the military that supervises ocean territory and helps people who are in danger.
- Mayday: What a ship/boat (or airplane) says when it needs help.
- Sink: When a boat is damaged and it can no longer float ("if we don't fix the hole in the boat, it willsink").
- ToThink About Something: To consider (I'mthinking about going to the movies tomorrow night.)
- Over:What military and coast guards say when they are finished transmitting a message (technical language).
3. Joey (From Friends) Learning English
Joey (a native English speaker) follows a beautiful woman into a beginner's ESL class (English as a Second Language), and tells the teacher he is in the right place. Trying to impress the girl, he competes with beginning English learners to prove that his English is the best. This video is an excellent chance to test your English with one of America's best TV shows, and show you the value of learning English with TV shows and movies!
Vocab Guide:
- Accent: a mode of pronunciation
- Sure: certain
- Right place: The correct location
- Gold Star: A symbolic reward for merit
- "Pick it up where Renataleft off": Startwhere Renata Stopped.
- Tough = (pronounced "tuff") difficult
- Subjunctive: "if I was" vs "if I were" (common native mistake)
- Cultural Note: this is not directly fromFriends,but from the series,Joey, aspinoffofFriends(a by-product or continuation of the original story)
Note: the girl pronounces "tough" wrong (she says "tug"). Joey explains to her that "gh" words have an "f" sound (i.e. "tough," "rough," "laugh") Remember that this does not apply to all words (i.e. "tonight")
- The Subjunctive Tense: a simple grammar rule that native speakers frequently confuse. We often incorrectly say "If I was," when the correct answer is "if I were."
4. The Italian Who Went to Malta *Bad Words
This is the story of an Italian man who went to Malta. Even though his intentions are good, he has a lot of problems with his English, and his mispronunciation of innocent words cause some really important misunderstandings.
Vocab Guide (Bad Words in Red):
- Piece (i.e. piece of toast) |Peace | (i.e. world peace) | Piss (means "to urinate")
- Fork(i.e. Fork & Spoon) | Fuck (means to have Sex)
- Sheet (i.e. sheet and blankets) | Shit (Poop/defecate)
Suggested Warmup Lesson (5 minute Pronunciation Practice): If you want to make this video a lot more instructive and interesting, practice the long "E" vs Short "I"sounds (here's a 1 minute lesson on this, or you can use this page to supplement), and then practice the difference in pronouncing the words below (from the video):
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- Peace | Piss
- Beach | Bitch
- Sheet | Shit
- Bonus: Fork | Fuck
Free Pronunciation Activity for this Video
5. A Song About Not Understanding the Lyrics: Dramatic Song
This song makes fun of the fact that pop music is about nothing. If people aren't listening, or don't understand, it's not difficult to write a song about nothing and impress a lot of people with empty lyrics. This song will teach you the value of understanding what song lyrics are saying!
Suggested Warmup:Have your students cover the vocabulary before, and if they won't understand, have them follow along with the lyrics.
Vocab Guide:
- Sound = seem/ similar to ("this song sounds dramatic)
- 'bout = about
- Lack = when you don't have something (People lost their jobs because of a lack of English)
- Stuff = things (you probably think I'm singing about some pretty serious stuff )
- As long as = depending upon some condition or requirement (We can go out as long as you drive)
- Foreign = From another country or culture (How manyforeign languages do you speak?)
- Grandma (the mother of your mother) | Grandson (the son of your child) | Grandaughter (the daughter or your daughter)
- Hit the charts = Hit (to reach/attain) the Charts (list of top songs)
- Chorus = the part of a song that repeats
- Coldplay =The famous British Pop Band
- Lyrics = the words to the song
- La la = the sound a singer makes ("then I put some "la, la's" in the song")
"Dramatic Song" Lyrics
This song sounds dramatic,
But I'm bad at writing words.
If you don't speak english
This Probably sounds pretty good.
You probably think I'm singin' 'bout
Some pretty serious stuff, but in reality
I'm singin' 'bout the lack of stuff
I'm singing 'bout this parts intense
And emotional, as long as you don't
Understand it. Your foreign grandma
Would love this song please send it to her,
And she'll probably tell her foreign friends
About the song her Grandson or Daughter sent her today.
And the song might hit the charts in her country if parts sounded like
Coooldplaaayyy.
If the chorus sounds like cooollldplaaayyy.
Then I'll put some la… La la's in there,
La la la la la la la
Cooollldplaaayyy
Hopefully your foreign grandma listens to this song everyday, and if she
Asks you to translate the lyrics here's what you say.
A perfect translation does not exist, well at least not in your language.
But if you must know well picture this 50 billion rainbows and the sun is
Setting and the moon is setting also, and your there in a gazebo.
Then God descends from heaven and he gives you a million dollars. Take that
Feeling then put into a song.
I could translate it word by word but that would take way too long.
I've got stuff To do grandma, I don't have time for this.
You gotta trust me grandma, this friggin' song's brilliant.
6. The English Language in 24 Accents *Bad Words
This kid attempts to imitate 24 accents from around the world. Incredible, funny, and filled with bad words. Here's the censured version. Here's a transcript if you'd like to read along (Click "Check Answers & Read Aloud")
7. Learn English with the Big Bang Theory
Sheldon goes to Penny's work to ask her to fix her relationship problems with Leonard. She doesn't cede, so Sheldon annoys and embarrasses her until he gets his way. (Time: 6:38)
Vocab Guide:
- "you would think" (one would assume)
- paradigm: a system for thinking about something
- crawl back: to return to somebody in a subjugated way
- hence: therefore, because of that
- beverage: a drink
Pronunciation Guide:
- what are you doing here? ("wha-da-you doing here?"),
- is that what you want? ("is tha-wha-chew-want?")
- Aren't you going to ("arn-chew goin-duh")
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8. Give Me Cock Please *Bad Words
This Korean teach confuses the pronunciation of the word "Coke" for "Cock" ("cock," pronounced "Cawk," is a vulgar word for penis.) The rest is pretty easy to understand.
9 . How to Use the Word FUCK*Bad Words
This humorous and very instructive video illustrates all the many ways to use "the F word" in the English language. We do not recommend that you use this word in an irresponsible way (like the video may suggest), but it is very entertaining! Check out Real Life English's own article, How to Use Swear Words in English.Transcript Below Video.
Transcript: "Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the wordfuck. Out of all the English words beginning withf, fuck is the single one referred to as the "f-word". It's the one magical word. Just by it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most of the other words in English, has arrived from Germany. Fuck from German's "fliechen" which meanto strike. In English, fuck folds into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley". As an intransitive verb; "Shirley fucks". It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as;John's doing all the fucking work. As part of an adverb; "Shirley talks too fucking much", as an adverb enhancing an adjective;Shirley is fucking beautiful. As a noun; "I don't give a fuck". As part of a word: "abso-fucking-lutely" or "in-fucking-credible". Or as almost every word in a sentence: "fuck the fucking fuckers!". As you must realize, there aren't many words with the versitility such as the wordfuck,as in these examples used as the following words;
– fraud: "I got fucked"
– trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now"
– dismay: "Oh, fuck it!"
– aggresion: "don't fuck with me, buddy!"
– difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question"
– inquery: "who the fuck was that?"
– dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here"
– incompetence: "he's a fuck-off!"
– dismissal: "why don't you go outside and fuck yourself?"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multipurpoused applications, how can anyone be offended when you usethe word?
Use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly: FUCK!
10. Learn English with Two and a Half Men: Jake's Crazy Teacher
Alan decides to hire a private teacher to help his son Jake pass a test. The teacher is not at all what he expected. In fact, he's very crazy. (Time: 8:28)
Some of the Vocab:
- Tutor: a private teacher who helps you on in an academic subject
- roadie: a person who works with the band to set up and maintain equipment
- make fun of: to laugh at, tease, or ridicule
- pot: a more informal word for marijuana
Some of the Pronunciation:
- I want him to ("I wan-im-duh")
- don't make fun of him ("don't make fun uv-im")
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11. Comedy: American Needs Translator in England
In this Australian comedy show (Chaser's War on Everything), they make fun of the fact that Americans tend not to understand the British Accent. In this "skit" or "parody" presentation, a "clueless" American tourist can't understand British English until he finds a guy who helps him by translating from American English to British English.
Here's a quickvocab guideto help you understand the jokes at the beginning:
- To bother with that kinda thing: to make the effort with that kind of thing
- Hopeless: they can't be cured, incompetent
- Subtitles:words on TV or movie screens that translate the speaking
- Accent: a mode of pronunciation
- Directions: information how to get from one place to another
12. English with How I Met Your Mother
In this scene, Lily and Marshall discover Barney's doppelganger (Doppleganger is a person who looks exactly like another), marking an important event for them: it's a sign from the universe that they can now have a baby (very strange, but you have to watch to understand!). This seen is hilarious! (Time: 7:35)
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Some of the Vocab:
- Doppelganger: somebody who looks exactly like you
- Eager: somebody who's extremely motivated to start doing something
- It's go time: it's time to start
- It's a deal: it's an agreement
13. Do you Speak English?
A British woman with abroken down car has difficult communicatingin English with two guys who are clearly speaking English (but they claim they don't). Hilarious!Vocab Guide andparts of the transcript:
- My Car isBroken Down = My car is not functioning (it doesn't work)
- Garage = England: place to fix cars | U.S.A.: place to keep your car (at home)
- That's wasted on me = I can't help
- I wish I'd paid more attention in school = I wish I had listened)
- If you godown that way (on that road), about a half a mile, there's avillage (small city/town)
- Hey, you never know, next time you'll over, maybe we'll have learned a bit of English for you.
14. How the French Speak English (Steve Martin)
In this scene from Pink Panther, Steve Martin, speaks with a cheap and funny French accent when speaking English with his accent coach. It is really difficult to understand even for a native speaker.Transcript Below Video.
Inspector Clouseau (with a heavy French accent): Hef, I'm going to America. I'm going there to learn to speak with a flawless American accent, so as not to arouse suspicion.Cette femme is the greatest accent coach in the world.
Accent Coach: I would like to buy a Hamburger…
15. Five Ways to Say it's Raining (From RealLife English)
In this Real Life English video, Josh Plotkin teaches us 5 ways to say it's raining, with a hilarious ending.
Vocab Guide:
- Pour: to flow rapidly in a steady stream (pour water in a glass)
- Piss: a colloquial way to say "urinate."
- Bucket: a big container to carry water or other liquids
Check out the RealLife English Youtube Channel
16. Catherine Tate- Language Translator (British Comedy)
British Comedian, Catherine Tate, shows her language skills when she gives a surprising translation ofseven languages at an important international conference.
Vocab Guide:
- Nightmare: Bad Dream
- What's the matter?: What's wrong
- Annual Summit: Yearly meeting with high level officials
- My translator hasn'tturned up: showed up/arrived
- I did a TOEFL in myGapyear: "Gap" means space between two things
17. Reporter Turns Ghetto in 3 Seconds *Bad Words
In this recording ofa professional southern reporter, you see him suddenly change his deep, professional reporter voice toinformal "ghetto"ebonics with lots of bad words (see definition of ebonics below)when a bug flies into his mouth. With this video, you see how native speakers have different roles in different situations.Transcript Below Video.
Vocab Guide:
- Reporter: the person who presents the news on TV
- Ebonics: African American Vernacular English: a nonstandard form of American English characteristically spoken by African Americans in the United States. See wikipedia definition of Ebonics.
- Ghetto: Where poor people live (it's more of an American word. Europeans and other countries often say "slum")
Transcript:What really happened on that Thursday here at Augusta High Schoolthat led to Chris Woods' death? (Bug flies into his mouth) What the fuck is that? Shit! I'm dying in this fucking country-ass fucked up town. Shit flying in my mouth. What the fuck. I can't see. Let's get the fuck out of this country mother fucker.
*Some people will surely find this video controversial in the ESL classroom because of race and class issues, but we see it as humorous and instructive, and sometimes there is a limit to notions of political correctness.
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18. At the Laundry Mat
Never assume that people don't speak your language! You might get very embarrassed when somebody really does understand.
Vocab Guide:
- Cute: attractive
- Butt:buttocks/ass/behind/bottom
- Cut it out: stop it
- Underwear: clothing you wear under your other clothes
19. The World's Funniest Commercial *Bad Words
In this video, a traditional family listens to very inappropriate music without understanding the lyrics. Again, it's important to understand the lyrics!
Vocab:
- fuck: have sex with
- wanna: want to
- ass: butt (see #13)
20. Dr. House Teaches British and American Slang
British Actor, Hugh Laurie (who plays American Dr. House on TV) tests his knowledge of American slang with Ellen Degeneres. Check out the transcript here.
21: Learn English with Big Bang Theory
In this scene, the guys bully Penny's boyfriend, Zach, who is trying to impress them with his scientific knowledge, but sounds like an idiot. Then they feel bad and go over to Penny's house to apologize. (Time: 14:48)
Some of the Vocab:
- Ponder: to think deeply about something
- Agree to disagree: used to finish an argument peacefully when two sides disagree
- jump through hoops: to go through boring, unnecessary (and even bureaucratic) steps to get something done
Some of the Pronunciation:
- go with them ("go with-em")
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